cptfunk

cptfunk:

synonyms for ‘cramps’ that are more descriptive than ‘cramps’ is:

  • rip-em-ups
  • belly scrums
  • shark bites
  • womb shanks
  • the twist-and-shouts
  • invisible vivisection
  • tummy tackles
  • Rosemary’s Achy-s (bcuz they are from the devil, i am mad funny)
  • brutal-ute-boot-n-loot
  • stomach spurs
  • the fires of Mt Doom
  • Freddy Krueger’s Tickle Fights
  • Ouchers McOwieWows
  • Hell
sweet-falcon-princess

Anonymous asked:

You posted a vagina

sweet-falcon-princess answered:

… No, I’m pretty sure I didn’t…

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I think you might have meant this? That’s a pink and purple uterus with a bomb and a chainsaw with a daisy-chain on it. It’s supposed to be a visual representation of what its like for a girl to be on her period (seriously, feels like a war zone down there!) and I don’t think there’s anything dirty or gross about it at all. I say that because I’m assuming that’s why you’re pointing this out to me?

pe-a-ce-out

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.