synonyms for ‘cramps’ that are more descriptive than ‘cramps’ is:
- belly scrums
- shark bites
- womb shanks
- the twist-and-shouts
- invisible vivisection
- tummy tackles
- Rosemary’s Achy-s (bcuz they are from the devil, i am mad funny)
- stomach spurs
- the fires of Mt Doom
- Freddy Krueger’s Tickle Fights
- Ouchers McOwieWows
I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.
Why does my uterus feel the need to hurt me the way it does? I am a good person. I do not deserve this kind of pain.
I feel like my uterus is trying to give birth to itself.
… No, I’m pretty sure I didn’t…
I think you might have meant this? That’s a pink and purple uterus with a bomb and a chainsaw with a daisy-chain on it. It’s supposed to be a visual representation of what its like for a girl to be on her period (seriously, feels like a war zone down there!) and I don’t think there’s anything dirty or gross about it at all. I say that because I’m assuming that’s why you’re pointing this out to me?
having your period cramp pain fade away is literally the happiest feeling ever, like you slowly start uncurling yourself from the fetal position, and feel like you can take over the world again
So I put this as one of the backgrounds
Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this
Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and
You are playing a dangerous game.